Goats do drink coffee

Things Evan knows in his heart:

  1. Goats drink coffee (thanks Crazy Mocha!)
  2. He can put his shoes on properly because he’s going to be three years old (he yells “I’m gonna be free years old” at me when I try to tell him which foot to put in which shoe then defiantly, confidently proceeds to shove the wrong feet in the wrong shoes).
  3. it’s Dark Vader
  4. Jaba the Hutt is a worm who eats bugs
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