Things Evan knows in his heart:
- Goats drink coffee (thanks Crazy Mocha!)
- He can put his shoes on properly because he’s going to be three years old (he yells “I’m gonna be free years old” at me when I try to tell him which foot to put in which shoe then defiantly, confidently proceeds to shove the wrong feet in the wrong shoes).
- it’s Dark Vader
- Jaba the Hutt is a worm who eats bugs